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KLTDCC
01:26
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I took em dancing and showed em my moves
i dressed the sharpest my blades were too
now they wear the softest silk
the whitest clothes of pure milk
now stained red i have my guilt
you can find them under silt
ive spent time on my lines
finding my groove now its up to you
i've hidden them i gave you clues
now i wear my dancing shoes
i'll strut around walkin free
as you know KLDTCC!
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2. |
Can't Remember Shit
01:32
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what am i doing today
what happened yesterday
why am i running late
i dont know the fucking date
why cant i be a responsible adult
shouldnt my phone tell me where to go
i wish someone would help me cuz
i cant remember shit
i cant be relied on
dont leave no notes to write on
this curse is a gift
with a built in excuse
but its hard to forget
the things that you
want to forget
but when it's important
i cant remember shit
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3. |
Nuke Dookem
01:54
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coming
for us
reptiles from outer space
invading
killing
smoldering piles of waste
he came
running
to ruin the reptiles plan
who's our
hero
his name's nuke dookem, man
used machines to travel time
and fix the mess they left behind
everybody laughs and cheers
drown our hero in cheap beer
now there
he goes
travelling to outer space
i must
go now
i must save my native race
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4. |
Banana Baby
01:06
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NUMBER ONE BANANA BABY
BIG OL DICK BANANA BABY
NUMBER ONE BANANA BABY
IM BEST FUCK BANANA BABY
Hey you better fuck you ask
Lick your armpits have a stroke
Do you wanna see what i have
Got a big banana baby
Fuck you I know what I have
Best banana in whole world
i am sure
come see me
did you know
that i have the
NUMBER ONE BANANA BABY
MY BANANA NOT FOR BABY
BABA ALO JAWA BABY
FUCK YOU WITH BANANA BABY
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5. |
Gorlami
01:21
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well you got your war
but now you're hunted
gimme your scalp
i want your scalp
i need your scalp
100 scalps
we will come
brandishing
baseball bats and
carving blades
even if your will is soft
we'll give you a uniform
you can't take off
200 rolls
nitrate film
just sit back
enjoy your kiln
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6. |
Konkey Dong
01:18
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woke up this morning to find
not one left behind
you took my horde from me
and now you're going to pay
i should see a yellow mountain
but insteadseeing red
blood will pourlike a fountain
stomping ongator heads
their king couldnt fathom
that i'd be so k'rool
when konkey dong is hungry
no telling what i'll do
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7. |
SPORTS
01:37
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face in the dirt
number one loser
you cant compete
drown me in booze
big lame parade
im on the stage
you lost the sportsball
i'll piss on your grave
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8. |
Right Hand Man
01:48
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my best friend always there between my thighs
hanging out envy of the other guys
i have grown very fond attached to you
always there dangling in my pubes
hes my best friend you see
and he looks up to me
we cannot separate
and instead masturbate
bad decisions influenced dont bother me
i'll use the head in my pants as i please
im just glad i stand up when i pee
rub one out burp the worm jerk off spree!
hes my best friend you see
and he looks up to me
we cannot separate
and instead masturbate
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