Right Hand Man

from Can't Remember Shit by Armpits

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lyrics

my best friend always there between my thighs

hanging out envy of the other guys

i have grown very fond attached to you

always there dangling in my pubes

hes my best friend you see
and he looks up to me
we cannot separate
and instead masturbate

bad decisions influenced dont bother me

i'll use the head in my pants as i please

im just glad i stand up when i pee

rub one out burp the worm jerk off spree!

hes my best friend you see
and he looks up to me
we cannot separate
and instead masturbate

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from Can't Remember Shit, released April 19, 2019
lyrics by nick

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Armpits Boston, Massachusetts

Robby - Bass
Kevin - Drums
Nick - Guitar/Vocals

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Can't Remember Shit

Apr 2019
Split EP

Aug 2017
Lip Service

Jun 2017
Sweat Stains

Nov 2016
Demo

Oct 2016

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